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Stupid Question Day
September 28, 2014

Sample questions include:

  • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Did Adam and Eve have navels?
  • Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
  • Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
  • Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
  • Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
  • Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why is a boxing ring square?
  • If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
  • If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?




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